LOVE BITES: THE AERIAL HAREM PALACE.

LOVE BITES

The Aerial Harem Palace

"The entire complex is wild n’ willin for D.S. alone. Not only does it float at a high altitude to keep out unwanted enemies (other men), it is an outrageous castle with ridiculous aerial fortifications."

Who but to Dark Schneider may such a loud and flashy estate belong? As if straight off the cover of a heavy metal album, the property which had once been known as Prospero's Magicks has now been completely refurbished, lifted and levitating high into Highstorm's eternal night sky by the magical means of everyone's favorite antichrist. From the ground, passersby may only see the palace's hellish silhouette engulfed by clouds— the shape of it changing every now and again, subject to Dark's ever-changing whims.

Despite the palace's ominous outward appearance, there are many places within it that have been shaped or distorted by magic. In an attempt to make the place more appealing to female guests, Dark has cast lingering, shared illusion spells in some places to trick the senses into the delight of impossibly beautiful sceneries— like glittering sunrays passing through lace curtains despite the forever night of Highstorm, or lush gardens of flowers that smell lovely and never wilt. He wants to get laid, after all.

There is but one way up. Unless overridden by a secret incantation, Dark's teleportation pentagram will only work for himself and the residents of the palace. Men who loiter in the pentagram's area of effect for too long will be haunted by auditory hallucinations of Dark singing horrible karaoke, as well as the sensation of a terribly itchy ballsack. Fuck off!

ROOM REGISTRY
Please respond to this journal entry if your character has accepted an invitation to stay in the palace. Players interested in their character receiving a room in the palace will be given a personalized mood board of their room's decor, as designed by Dark!

Player Name: Please fill out your name.
Character Name: Please fill out your character's name.
Harmonization: Zenith/Meridian/Unharmonized.
Would you like a permanent room?: Please let me know if your character would want a room of their own or to share one with an existing resident.
How often will your character stay in the palace?: Please let me know how often your character can be found in the palace.
Is the palace your character's main accommodation?: Yes/No.
What is your character's relationship to Dark or other residents of the palace?: Please explain.

Copy-Paste:
<b>Player Name</b>: <i>Please fill out your name.</i><br> <b>Character Name</b>: <i>Please fill out your character's name.</i><br> <b>Harmonization</b>: <i>Zenith/Meridian/Unharmonized.</i><br> <b>Would you like a permanent room?:</b> <i>Please let me know if your character would want a room of their own or to share one with an existing resident.</i><br> <b>How often will your character stay in the palace?</b>: <i>Please let me know how often your character can be found in the palace.</i><br> <b>Is the palace your character's main accommodation?</b>: <i>Yes/No.</i><br> <b>What is your character's relationship to Dark or other residents of the palace?</b>: <i>Please explain.</i>